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Hell Freezes Over-Jesse Helms To Retire |
Current rating: 0 |
by ML (No verified email address) |
21 Aug 2001
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From NPR report... |
It has been announced that Jesse Helms will NOT run for a seventh term. A news conference will be held tomorrow to make it official.
No word from the Devil himself on whether he wants to recruit Helms soon, but the Devil did say that he looks forward to working with Strom Thurmond in the near future. |
More On That Jerk Jesse |
by ML (No verified email address) |
Current rating: 0 22 Aug 2001
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I must've heard NPR wrong, it would be a run for a SIXTH term that Jesse will forego.
For another take on this welcome development, follow this link: |
See also:
http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=59979&group=webcast |
Mother Speaks On Jesse, the Crusty Hypocrite |
by ML (No verified email address) |
Current rating: 0 23 Aug 2001
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Pres. Select Bush called Jesse Helms a "champion of democracy". I guess that makes all those death squad types that Jesse loves to cozy up to champions, too. |
See also:
http://www.motherjones.com/mother_jones/MJ95/bates.html |