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A Little DC-in-the-Fall IMF Protest Information |
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by Horst Kohler
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14 Jun 2001
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Hello, my name is Horst Kohler. I am the Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund. Today, I would like to take full advantage of this website to extend a very warm invitation to all social activists worldwide. |
Hello, my name is Horst Kohler. I am the Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund. Today, I would like to take full advantage of this website to extend a very warm invitation to all social activists worldwide. |
This September 28th through October 4th, our organization will be meeting at our headquarters in Washington D.C. to discuss how to better control the world and enslave third world populations. We would be happy if all of you concerned with our policies were to come and disrupt our meetings. We get pretty bored sitting around in a conference room full of people like myself! Sometimes it adds a little spice to our agenda if we have to worry about how to get back to our ten-star hotels without having to come into contact with crowds of informed angry people. It is also exhilarating when we are unintentionally exposed to trace amounts of the stinging air that we will ensure you all have plenty of.
I hope to see thousands of you there. After all, my body has become desensitized to viagra and they say that fear is an aphrodisiac! Man, I can't wait to find out if that's true?my good buddy Dubya always sets me up with a couple of DC's finest call girls.
Anyway, let me know if you can make for our meeting. I'll see if I can assign each and every one of you your very own riot cop and jail cell. But just don't come with thoughts of revolution. We hate that! Instilling a little fear in us is enough, I don't want to have to wear my Depends undergarments again!
God's superior creation,
Horst Kohler
IMF Contacts
Current policy does not permit the publication of individual staff members' telephone numbers or e-mail addresses (we have been receiving a few nasty threats over the past 50 years). Please contact staff members through the telephone operator (202-623-7000) to request his or her e-mail address. For specific inquiries , please use the addresses and telephone numbers listed below.
Headquarters:
International Monetary Fund, 700 19th Street, N.W., Washington, D.C. 20431
Telephone Operator: (202) 623-7000 Fax: (202) 623-4661
Annual Meeting inquiries:
Tel: (202) 473-7272
Fax: (202) 623-4100
email: bfcoffice (at) worldbank.org
General inquiries:
Tel: (202) 623-7300
Fax: (202) 623-6278
email: publicaffairs (at) imf.org
Office in Europe
64-66, Avenue d?lena
75116 Paris, France
Tel: (33-1) 40 69 30 70
Fax: (33-1) 47 23 40 89
Office in Geneva
58, Rue de Moillebeau
1209 Geneva, Switzerland
Tel: (41-22) 918 03 00
Fax: (41-22) 918 03 03
Visit my enemy's site so you can organize your trip to the protests. Click the link below. I love a good scare! |
See also:
http://www.50years.org
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We can't wait to see all of you! |
by IMF
(No verified email address) |
Current rating: 0
14 Jun 2001
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Please come and tell us what you think of us.
Click the link to download a map and directions.
We wouldn't want you to get lost on the way to the IMF Centre.
From the modern aristocracy--the Executives of the IMF.
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See also:
http://www.imf.org/external/np/exr/map.pdf
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Would You MInd Giving Activists a Loan? |
by Isidor
isidor (nospam) plutorus.com (unverified) |
Current rating: 0
15 Jun 2001
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Dear Mr. Horse Kobler,
MisManaging Directum of the IMF
(International Mafiosi Federation)
Thank you so much for inviting all the creative activists to your party. We are convinced we can bring you the necessary human excitement and imagination you so desperately crave as a result of having sold your souls to monopoly crapitalism.
We deeply understand your boring predicament and offer you constructive ways for becoming born-again humans. We know you still have a remnant of humanity somewhere deep inside the bowels of your Mad Corporation Disease infected carcasses.
Should you find the nasty threats posted by some activists too boring, please feel free to ask Isidor to write you a REALLY exciting one...
It will be his pleasure to supply you with a treat of a threat...<<>>
We sincerely understand your need for fault finding in the ignorant and undisciplined populace we represent. Because of that need, we will even encourage you to tell our "political leaders" to make all activist activities illegal. This way, you can incarcerate all of us and only release a few at a time and at your convenience, whenever you need a little excitement. This would allow you to visit us in prison whenever you need to feel superior. It would be like...admiring your hunting trophies...
Since your International Mafia Federation (IMF) and the World Bonk will be holding their "Joint" Annual General Meetings in Washington, DC from September 28 to October 4, 2001, we thought you might enjoy some laughing gas and "medical marijuana" bombs thrown your way. We promise the best quality at competitive prices to boot.
I have included a nice site for you to visit. It's called www.money.com
I knew you would like it's name. One title I liked in particular is:
"Financial Aid: How to get what's coming to you".
http://www.money.com/money/
Should you ever decide to give us a loan, we promise to give you maximum bang for your buck. Enjoy your meetings Cheese,
Isidor
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See also:
http://www.money.com/money/
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