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Re: POSTAL WORKERS ARE CAUGHT IN A TIME WARP |
by Angie IMC Reporter AKA DAN "Nothing Relevant Between the Ears" Disinfo
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16 Sep 2004
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POSTAL WORKERS ARE CAUGHT IN A TIME WARP
... that's why mail delivery is so slow!
A leading physicist claims to have figured out why the U.S. Postal Service loses a lot of mail and delivers most of the rest late -- post offices are "architectural anomalies" that cause time warps, wreaking havoc with letters, packages, sorting machines . . . and sometimes even mail carriers themselves.
"Blueprints don't lie, and the science is solid," Dr. Elizabeth Palterman told reporters at the conclusion of the 22nd annual Conference for Physics in Arlington, Va.
"Post offices in every state are built on scale with the base of the Great Pyramid of Cheops, an architectural 'inside joke' that began with the design and construction of a branch office in Philadelphia in 1911 and has continued unquestioned -- and with cataclysmic results -- ever since.
"What nobody realized is that the Great Pyramid is no ordinary building, even if you square off the top.
"As long as you maintain its precise foundational dimensions, even in scale, the structure you erect will create an 'energy vortex' that is capable of bending, stretching and even slowing or speeding up the flow of time. |
