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Announcement :: Animal Rights |
Saddam's Sons in Hell With Devil, My Cat, Furball |
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by angie's son little timmy AKA DAN "Stupid Even When He's Being Cute" Disinfo (No verified email address) |
18 Jun 2004
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my mommy says so |
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My daddy was reportedly happy today that Saddam's sons, Ooooday and Kwadsay, were sent straight to live with the devul after our Army shot them down, he said, "like the goddam dirty sons-of-bitches that they are." Mommy confirmed the location of Saddam's kids by agreeing with Daddy that they were "sent straight to hell with that damn cat that your daddy accidentally sent to Hell with his Chevelle all them years ago," referring to my cat, Furball. "Yep, they's down there," Mommy said in between sips of her special juice drink. "Damn thing was a pain in the ass if you ask me, kept pulling on the tablecloth and broke my favorite porcelain Elvis doll." |
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