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Parent Article: Peace Now rejects calls to cancel Saturday peace protest |
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Hidden with code "Policy Violation" |
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Re: Peace Now rejects calls to cancel Saturday peace protest |
by Julia AKA Angie AKA DAN Diisnfo
(No verified email address) |
Current rating: 0
14 May 2004
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S/F IMC PUBLISHER REPLACED BY DYSLEXIC MONKEY
San Francisco (DP) - S/F IMC Publisher Nessie was replaced
today by Zum-Zum the Dyslexic Monkey in a surprise move by the
Global IMC Board of Directors. Zum-Zum joins the S/F IMC after a
distinguished career in waste matter acceleration and avant-garde
performance art at the San Francisco Zoo. He was tapped by the Board
after a crisis of investor confidence in Nessie's management's
ability to accomplish something as simple as not send out the Web
site statistics for sf (at) indymedia.org.to the entire freaking
readership mailing list.
"Monkeys are funny," said an official Global IMC news release.
"And the new publisher will probably be less enamored or public
masturbation, ensuring a significant savings in legal fees."
Neither Zum-Zum nor Nessie was available for comment.
- Reported by Angie |
