Welcome to Naperville, Illinois, USA.  Please have 

    your credit card ready.



    This is the golden city of corporate globalization.

    A city of opulent automobiles and grande lattes, 

    expensive clothes and overpriced restaurants.  We

    have been voted the "best place in the country to

    raise children," and many CEO's and owners with 

    companies and factories in Chicago choose Naperville

    as a place to store their wealth.  Ours is truly a

    city without a care in the world.



    Pay no attention to the alienated youth, the

    domestic violence, the covert racism, the drugs,

    suicide, date rape and anorexia.  Our utter lack of

    available culture works well for us, for we have

    removed the street musicians and corner

    breakdancers from our town long ago.  You will not

    need to concern yourself with such riff-raff here.



    And definitely do not bother yourself with the

    glaring differences between wealthy Naperville and

    nearby Aurora.  Do not worry your head about

    suburban sprawl and environmental destruction.

    It will grow back eventually, we are sure of that.

    Such issues are trifling, and not worthy of your time.



    Come, join us in the best that capitalism has to offer.