Big bushy eyebrows are beautiful
I wouldn't be dutiful if I didn't tell you to
grow back your eyebrows they're beautiful,
whoever says otherwise can go to hell.

Eyebrows are there for a function
despite your compunction to pluck them out.
No other species even has them
you don't look human, you look like a trout.

Women should support their sisters,
encourage their freedom,
these double-standards must cease.
Instead they become the oppressors, become the enforcers
become the grooming police

I know a woman's a mammal,
I know she's an animal
and not a porcelain doll
I don't go in much for plucking or make-up or implants
or that kind of beauty at all