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Gay-Marriage Approval Would Create Mass Choas even in outter space |
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by debate coach AKA DAN "Doing a Lousy Nessie Imitation" Disinfo
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14 Aug 2004
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I'm all for peace and understanding and achieving equality and fairness for all races and species |
Gay-Marriage Approval Would Create Mass Choas
I'm all for peace and understanding and achieving equality and fairness for all races and species whether they be human, Klingon, Wookiee or otherwise. But when it comes to allowing homosexuals to marry, the answer on my ballot box will feature a huge red X marked next to "no."
Now I'm no racist or homophobe who's threatened by letting someone different live on an equal playing field. After all, I've had just as many homosexual fantasties as I've had heterosexual fantasies. For every 30 times I've dreamed of having a three-way with Seven of Nine from Voyager and Princess Leia in the slave bikini from Return of the Jedi, I've had at least one hot, steamy fantasy with your Captain Kirks, your Lando Calrissians, even your Boba Fetts, merely out of curiosity. Now I'm not gay, but all I'm sayin' is there's nothing wrong or unnatural about being gay. But approving universally legal recognition of gay marriage just leaves itself open to too many holes (no pun intended).
The purpose of marriage is to recognize the sexually significant union between two people who mate for pleasure but also to continue propagating their race for generations to come. Two members of the same sex can have a family but are unable to produce children of their own, which negates the original purpose of marriage and makes it harder for planets to track their populations. And since they don't know how many people need to be fed on a daily basis, seasonal harvest of quadrocarrots like those conducted on Genus 9 in the Vulcan quadrant could easily become confusing and thousands could die from starvation. Plus, seeing Kirk and Spock locked in a passionate embrace with their legs wrapped around one another might be good for mentally refocusing physical pain brought on by the first string if the high school football players are plummeling you with their fists, but it's not something you want to see late at night on the Sci-Fi Channel.
Besides, what if my Mom caught me watching it? She already thinks I'm gay because I can't get a date. |
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