Parent Article: Encourage theaters to show "Fahrenheit 9/11" |
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Re: Encourage theaters to show "Fahrenheit 9/11" |
by Jack Ryan (No verified email address) |
Current rating: 0 14 Jun 2004
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Here's the letter we will be writing:
Dear Theatre Owner,
As weatlhly Republicans, we want to encourage you to show the unfounded propoganda that is Farenheit 9/11. It will be proven to be just as phoney as "Bowling for Columbine", in which Mr. Moore tells outright falsehoods such as the bank giving away free guns on the spot to people who desposited a large amount of money.
Before you do however, I should remind you that we Repulicans take our children with us to movies and that unlike the left who have chosen not to have offspring (sometimes well into the third trimester) we actually pay for the goods and services we receive.
Additionally, we bathe prior to a showing in the theatre and we teach our children to take their empty popcorn containers and their Pepsi cups with them after they leave the movie and throw them away in the proper receptacle.
Just a suggestion,
Jack |