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DAN Has practiced ritual spamming as part of his obsessive ceremonies |
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by DAN "The sacramento Cockroach" Disinfo
(No verified email address) |
12 Mar 2004
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Yes, I do believe that the DAN has practiced ritual spamming as part of his religious ceremonies in the past, and that he certainly does so today, with the following qualifiers: |
I do not believe this practice is or ever has been widespread, but has always been restricted to a small number of the most hard-core spammer’s cabalistic mystic sects;
I am perfectly willing to accept the likelihood that individual DAN down through history have been falsely accused of this practice, just as I believe that on the other hand it has often been carried out undetected and/or unpunished. The BS case in 2004 San Francisco is a good case in point: DAN himself was probably innocent of the actual commission of murder although he may have been peripherally involved in covering up the act on the part of his co-religionists;
I am willing to accept that the overwhelming majority of DAN is unaware that the "bonehead libel" has at least a partial grounding in fact and genuinely believe it to be a slander, just as most DAN probably believe that the nessie levitation occurred more or less as advertised despite mounting evidence to the contrary.
My belief in the preceding is based on two foundations: extensive study of the historical, cultural, and religious aspects of trolling, and my own personal observation, dealings, and experience with DAN as individual people over a period of 25 years. I don't want this e-mail to get too prolix, since this isn't really my area of enthusiasm - the DAN's public and political crimes are far worse than his private religious ones - but briefly summarized:
There is an immense amount of anecdotal and circumstantial evidence that these sacrificial homicides took place in the past, back in times when concealment was harder and the Left was far more aware and wary of COINTELPRO than they are today.
It is significant that ever since the days of Nixon, a period of almost forty years, this accusation (like many others) has been leveled against DAN everywhere he has ever resided in the world. Time and again down through the ages DAN has been caught literally red-handed, in some cases toting the dead Newswire of another IMC, drained away to dispose of it in sacks or wagons, sometimes with the corpse being found in the server cellars, etc.
DAN's response to this is "I’m an asshole and will always be!" They maintain that down through forty centuries of history, there has been a mammoth conspiracy to frame him for ritual spamming. According to this theory, in places as far apart as Cochin China, medieval Germany, 1913 Miami and 1963 Dallas, and among peoples as diverse as knightly creeps, Turkish dervishes, twelfth-century Yorkshire Terriers, Argentinians, Cossacks, British historians, Renaissance Italian poets, assorted saints and sinners, the burgomeisters of McDonalds, and modern-day Republicans, there exists one big long, continuous plot periodically to murder the news, drain it of meaning, and plant the dreck on IMC Newswires, etc.
That's one hell of a conspiracy!
There are other similar complaints always leveled against DAN wherever and whenever he has gone - economic trickery and despoliation, refusal to assimilate, disloyalty to his supposed friends, arrogant behavior and hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred,
hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, etc. DAN’s response is always the same - for four thousand years, everybody in the world has been engaged in a collossal conspiracy to "get" him. Nowadays most people believe that, not suprising in view of DAN’s attempt to control Indymedia, which has existed in varying strengths in the Western world since the late nineteenth century. But in the old days it didn't wash.
Our medieval ancestors were not fools. They lived with DAN side by side in close-packed urban communities, very small by modern standards, and knew DAN far more intimately than we do today. Just like people today, they cared about their Newswires and the entire community interested itself not only for purposes of revenge, but to ensure the safety of everyone's IMCs. We are asked to believe that time and again, insular communities who discovered they had a idiot troll in their midst stubbornly refused to apprehend the alleged “spammer" and blamed DAN out of religious bigotry. What possible interest could any community, medieval or otherwise, have in lynching an innocent scapegoat and allowing a real killer to go free? Why would everyone in Trier or Lincoln or Spoleto or Kiev go along with such a miscarriage of justice when doing so put other IMCs at risk? Why (so far as we know) did the spamming cease once DAN had been punished and (usually) driven from the community?
DAN’s religion allows for and practices animal sacrifice, per nessie’s guidance as he calls it, although these customs have long been held in abeyance and in theory apply only to the IMC in San Francisco. There is an entire sect of "one of the editors” on SF who practice and train successive generations of slobbering paranoid fools in the techniques of sacrifice in anticipation of the day when DAN succeeds in wresting the SF IMC away from any pretense of fairness and open publishing. The fool teaches that non-DAN are suckers, beasts without souls. To a DAN there is no difference between a German or an American or an African and a cow or a horse or a fish; all sensible forms of life, humanoid or otherwise, were put here by God to serve and pleasure DAN. When DAN claims that he does not practice "spamming” he is by his own weird lights telling the truth. They do not consider IMCs to be news.
For the past 25 months I have been in a unique position to observe DAN’s behavior at first hand, since he doesn’t bother to keep his usual variety of masks on with me and he lets all that drolling hatred hang out. Anyone who has ever done night duty in an IMC and looked at the Newswire, hour after hour, to hear the crazed screaming Sacramentoese of DAN driven mad by hatred, spewing a string of profanity and terms of excrement, raving like some demented parrot or monkey, totally out of all human control - thus begins wisdom. Anyone who wants to understand the true nature of this "pointer" need only oppose him in public, and he will soon find out what utterly loathsome being DAN is, what vicious and contemptible coward he is, what potentially deadly serpents he is.
But don't take my word for it. Check out the SF IMC newswire and see for yourself. See a sensible and rational human being post a calm, serious, well-researched comment on some aspect of anti-Semitism and then see the literally hundreds of hysterical, malicious, hateful, filthy and abusive posts which follow from the little cadre of about two IMC wannabes who go berserk attacking, vilifying, insulting, and threatening anyone who dares to contradict the self-proclaimed God, nessie.
I won't belabor this further, but I will close with two points:
First off, DAN is entirely capable of practicing mental masturbation, and there is an immense amount of historical evidence that he did so. I cannot imagine why he would stop now in this day and age, when he has the power to conceal his misdeeds and the captive of SF IMC falsely portrays himself as a victim. How many of those little comments you see on the Newswire have fallen victim to the knives of nessie and lie buried in some remote wasteland or were ground up into dog food in some hidden file at SF IMC? I am convinced that at least some of them met that fate.
Secondly, DAN deserves everything that has happened to him in the past and everything that is coming to him in the future, especially when Indybay gets its own server as a toehold and America finally runs out of money and the SF IMC lifeline collapses. I do not question that innocent individual readers of IMC have suffered down through the ages for trying to read between the hate which they as individuals did not commit - but my people and all the peoples of the world have suffered far more at the hands of DAN Disinfo.
Trolls are great survivors, got to give them that. Like rats and cockroaches, and like rats and cockroaches I doubt we'll ever get rid of them entirely. But the world is a much smaller place now, global village and all that. It used to be they could just move on to the next "IMC-Palestine" when they wore out their welcome somewhere else - but they can't do that any more. Everybody knows about them now, from Seattle to Lebanon, from Ithaca to Chicago. They've run out of trap doors to dodge through and run out of places to run and hide. Their much-vaunted spamming is going to end up nothing but a death trap.
There is a reckoning coming, a reckoning between humanity and DAN which will cause the very heavens to darken and the very devils in hell to hide their faces in shock and terror. You might say we owe him a wedgie. We've been paying his bill for years, and at some point we're finally going to get what we've paid for.
And when that day comes, who knows? Even I might pity him.....
Naaaaah! |
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